Quotes by : A. P. Herbert

Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody....

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected."

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that....

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit....