Quotes by : Al Franken

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

Paul's greatest contribution to the progressive cause wasn't what he accomplished in the senate, although....

I've never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone.....

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology I myself own an iPhone.

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when....

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing....

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need....

You're not supposed to have to be rich or lucky to have a chance to do great things. Opportunity is supposed....

When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting....

Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American....