Quotes by : Al Franken

My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career....

When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist,....

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind....

The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of....

Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet....

We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old....

My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house....

My dad was a terrible businessman.

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when....

There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so....