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Author - Al Franken
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Parents
My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career....
You
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind....
Constitution
The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of....
Right
My daughter became a teacher right out of college.
Birth
Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet....
School
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house....
Spectrum
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.....
error
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless....
senate
Politics is not just about power and money games, politics can be about the improvement of people's lives,....
humor
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if....
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