Quotes by : Al Franken

My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career....

When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist,....

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons....

There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.

I've never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone.....

Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless....

Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. 'Call-time' is where I....

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing....

You're not supposed to have to be rich or lucky to have a chance to do great things. Opportunity is supposed....

Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if....