Quotes by : Al Yankovic

It's hard to force creativity and humor.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the....

I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've gotCould see all kinds of things other people could not!So....

I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial....

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living....

Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!The awesome-est things in the world often are!