Quotes by : Alan Ball

Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True....

I believe forgiveness is possible for everybody, for everything, but I'm a Buddhist.

The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about....

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s....