Quotes by : Alan King

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a....

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some....

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform,....

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make....

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister....

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention....