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Author - Alan King
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Reflection
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a....
Strangers
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Joke
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some....
Smart
My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags,....
Love
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Friend
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly,....
Wife
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our....
Fun
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make....
Cousins
My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister....
Woman
My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention....
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