Quotes by : Albert Brooks

I can't not put humor in a book.

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people....

I made my living in comedy, but I'm not a silly person. I've got all these sides to me. Even in my movies....

My roots were in acting. That's all I wanted to be. Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't....

My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.' My mom....

There've been a few mother-daughter movies that are somewhat realistic. But the mother-son movies are....

Basically, I still have the privacy that all celebrities crave, except for those celebrities who feel....

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'....

If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That....