Quotes by : Alexei Sayle

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.....

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron....

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle....

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance:....

...I learned the lesson that, even after the revolution, cool, handsome and confident is always going....