Quotes by : Alton Brown

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their....

A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part....

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and....

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are....

I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth....

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first....

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and....

I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking....