Quotes by : Alton Brown

The kitchen's a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. It's biology, chemistry,....

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their....

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and....

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so....

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first....

The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and....