Quotes by : Alton Brown

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their....

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and....

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are....

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so....

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first....

The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and....