Quotes by : Amy Sedaris

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not....

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because....

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction,....

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your....

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.