Quotes by : Amy Sedaris

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around.....

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not....

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.....

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because....

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they....

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.