Quotes by : Amy Sedaris

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.....

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because....

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they....

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your....

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's....