Quotes by : Amy Sedaris

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around.....

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.....

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because....

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction,....

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.