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Author - Andy Rooney
Quotes by : Andy Rooney
happiness
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing....
hoax
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn't based on what appears to me to be a monumental....
humour
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great....
funny
It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
Young
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
man
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
magic
I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe....
evil
One question in my mind, which I hardly dare mention in public, is whether patriotism has, overall, been....
life
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old....
christmas
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.....
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