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Author - Andy Rooney
Quotes by : Andy Rooney
May
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out....
happiness
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
institutions
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn't based on what appears to me to be a monumental....
Something
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability....
Door
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing....
christianity
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin.....
age
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old....
Progress
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect,....
time
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family....
age
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every....
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