Quotes by : Andy Rooney

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability....

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit....

It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't....

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place....

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every....

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.....