Quotes by : Andy Rooney

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing....

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people....

One question in my mind, which I hardly dare mention in public, is whether patriotism has, overall, been....

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much....

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't....

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect,....

For most of life nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing....

If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family....