Quotes by : Andy Rooney

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn't based on what appears to me to be a monumental....

The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit....

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost someone will take the ones you miss.

One question in my mind, which I hardly dare mention in public, is whether patriotism has, overall, been....

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't....

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had....

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every....