Quotes by : Artie Lange

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around....

You haven’t lived till you’ve played Scrabble in a psych ward.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season.....

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and....