Quotes by : Augusten Burroughs

Part of me felt deep compassion. And another part felt like, You fucker.

It may seem to you that your life is over now. Your future without the person you love is no future at....

It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the....

His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.

I didn't begin life hating my grandmother. Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and....

If you have one parent who loves you, even if they can't buy you clothes, they're so poor and they make....

I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid....

And we were married and all the windows were open but the smell of flowers was so thick and sickly sweet.....

Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional....

He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a....