Quotes by : Austin Grossman

It's raining outside. How did you get here? And how did you get to be twenty-eight?

Another teen friendship, another tiny mysterious universe.

I'm the smartest man in the world. Once I wore a cape in public, and fought battles against men who could....

I won but I wasn’t like Pat. Because—and why this should be I’ll never know—I never did a thing....

... as Eskimo language is to snow, so archaic English is to 'metal objects designed to cause harm'.

Some days I spent up to three hours in the arcade after school, dimly aware that we were the first people,....

It was an unfamiliar feeling, waking up with a place to go, a place I was actually beginning to comprehend....

The woman was simply leaving us alone with our future, the future she wouldn't be a part of. She didn't....

The United States of America is logically the least magical place in the world. Planned by committee,....

One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered... I'm going to put a mask on and scrawl my....

Chess is a game with simple rules and pieces, a small sixty-four-space board, but there are more possible....