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Author - Barbara Elsborg
Quotes by : Barbara Elsborg
barbara elsborg
Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
sex
She wasn't fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn't....
susie s choice
The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping....
sexy math
'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty....
adapt or die
'Everything is temporary. Nothing lasts. We're born. We die. Life's all about loss and change. Things....
susie s choice
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.....
gratitude
'I don't remember if I thanked you for saving me,' he said. 'So thank you.''You're welcome.' 'Though....
saying yes
Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?
erotica
Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.
walk on the wild side
'Time to live dangerously. We're having pancakes.'
tough stuff
'I think that's why his asking me to pull the plug hurt so much. He kept saying if I really loved him,....
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