Quotes by : Barbara Elsborg

Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.

She wasn't fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn't....

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping....

'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty....

'Everything is temporary. Nothing lasts. We're born. We die. Life's all about loss and change. Things....

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.....

'I don't remember if I thanked you for saving me,' he said. 'So thank you.''You're welcome.' 'Though....

Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?

Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.

'Time to live dangerously. We're having pancakes.'

'I think that's why his asking me to pull the plug hurt so much. He kept saying if I really loved him,....