Quotes by : Ben Mitchell

I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what....

I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full....

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve....

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove....

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly....

I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand....

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated....

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But....