Quotes by : Ben Mitchell

I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what....

I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full....

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve....

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly....

My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated....

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But....