Quotes by : Bill Burr

I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where....

Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell?....

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It....

Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be....

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the....

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe....

My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would....

They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they....