Quotes by : Bill Maher

I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.

Americans today confuse freedom with not being asked to sacrifice. The fact that you can't have everything....

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they....

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best....

New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating....

For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda---patriot....

Forget bringing the troops home from Iraq. We need to get the troops home from World War II. Can anybody....

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!

It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.