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Author - Bill Maher
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You
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
charity
We are oblivious to suffering. We are cheap with charity if it's not close to our home.
america
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans,....
responsibility
[F]reedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that "Oh, I don't get involved in politics," as....
religious
It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people....
drugs
New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the....
humor
New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of....
ideas
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain....
humor
There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and....
involvement
It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.
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