Quotes by : Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.....

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.....

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure....

Muscles come and go flab lasts.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up....

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses which relieves you of the pressure of....