Quotes by : Blaize Clement

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with....

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what....

My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living....

Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish....

I pulled the dress out of the bag and held it in front of me. Ella sat up straighter and squinted her....

Now here's the thing about being a little off-center; you're never sure if you're a bona fide loon or....