Quotes by : Brandy Heineman

Keep your friends close and your beneficiaries closer...Poor words to live by. Even worse to die by.

When a Southern woman offers you a homecooked meal, you're only rude if you refuse. That goes for seconds....

She'll tell you this house is haunted, but I believe the truth of the matter is that people get haunted.....

Death peeked around corners; it winked at her in the mirror then vanished; it hummed along with the radio....