Quotes by : Brendan Behan

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything....

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

A Torontonian is a man who leaves culture to his wife.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld a painter. We have no children except me.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody....

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress....

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer,....

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done they've seen it done every day but they're....

. . . 'twill turn your eyeballs black and blue.