Quotes by : Bruce Lansky

Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

Do not oversleep and miss the school bus-you'll be late.That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate.....

My Teacher Sees Right Through MeI didn’t do my homework.My teacher asked me, “Why?”I answered him,....

What I Found in My DeskA ripe peach with an ugly bruise,a pair of stinky tennis shoes,a day-old ham-and-cheese....

Too BusyI've folded all my laundryand put it in the drawer.I've changed my linen, made my bed,and swept....