Quotes by : Bryan Fields

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering....

Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.

The sad thing about miracles is that they’re unique. They can’t be explained, or shared, or duplicated.....

The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor....

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?”“Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat....