Quotes by : Calvin Trillin

If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but....

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers....

Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

Someone who managed to navigate the tricky waters between living a life you could be proud of and still....

Because a superior fried-chicken restaurant is often the institutional extension of a single chicken-obsessed....

If law school is so hard to get through how come there are so many lawyers?