Quotes by : Chris Rock

Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic....

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political....

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.