Quotes by : Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides....

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their....

Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are....

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse.....

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense