Quotes by : Chris Rock

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,....

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to....

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their....

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political....

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are....

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.

Men are as faithful as their options.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.