Quotes by : Chris Rock

Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,....

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to....

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are....

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse.....

Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.