Quotes by : Craig Ferguson

I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never....

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m....

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the....

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting....

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful....

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

Ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything. 1) Does this need....