Quotes by : Craig Ferguson

The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule....

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.....

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They....

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could....

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side....

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them....

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had....

Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love.