Quotes by : Craig Ferguson

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

Ros was dead.He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining he was the first....

Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.....

I took the sleeper out of Glasgow, and as the smelly old train bumped out of Central Station and across....

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was....

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama.....

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group....