Quotes by : Daniel Handler

I'd ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you. And I did. But that right there was why....

This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join....

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want....

It will be a very long time before I trust you ever, ever - OK, I trust you again.

Maybe, generations ago, young people rebelled out of some clear motive, but now, we know we’re rebelling.....

Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you,....

This teaching job did not pay a lot of money, because, let's face it, nobody gives a flying fuck about....

You know I want to be a directos, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is....

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat....

Another gift, another secret, another time to lean in and kiss me.