Quotes by : Daniel Handler

I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on your....

And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life.....

I'm a lunatic wandering around for scraps, I'm like every single miserable moron I've scorned, and pretended....

You winked, took the change. I should have seen it, Ed, as a sign that you were unreliable. Instead,....

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

All over the world are particular people, and you could be happy with probably five or six of them, eight....

But before, not so long ago - my own rose from prom still OK on the mirror, dried but not a corpse -....

Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you,....

I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it....

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat....