Quotes by : Daniel Handler

Here we are at the bottom, almost empty. It's like confetti, these dried remnants you find in the street....

I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer....

I'm nothing, not a single thing. The only particle I had, the only tiny thing raising me up, is that....

There were a million things, everything, I didn't know. I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase....

You winked, took the change. I should have seen it, Ed, as a sign that you were unreliable. Instead,....

It will be a very long time before I trust you ever, ever - OK, I trust you again.

I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this....

You can’t mind these things, you just can’t, for to dislike what makes a person human is to dislike....

She was all the world’s money, and I would spend it with her, my sharpest friend who changed the tide,....

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat....