Quotes by : Daniel Handler

I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer....

You winked, took the change. I should have seen it, Ed, as a sign that you were unreliable. Instead,....

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

We thought we had time. I waved but couldn't answer, because I was finally letting myself grin as wide....

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns....

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is....

Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you,....

I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it....

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat....