Quotes by : Diablo Cody

You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over.

I wrote a screenplay for a 'Sweet Valley High' adaptation, and it's really amazing to me how many women....

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? ....

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to....

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of....

There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching....

He is the cheese to my macaroni.