Quotes by : Dick Van Dyke

Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life,....

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

As wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration,....

It wasn't work. I played myself.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely....

The show became its own little world, with its own internal rhythm and high standards.

As for my studies in school, I was a solid student. I was strong in English and Latin, but I got lost....

Every morning I have something to do, I'm better off. It's bad to get up and not have something to do.....

Just knowing you don't have the answers is a recipe for humility, openness, acceptance, forgiveness,....

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, a....