Quotes by : Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.....

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.