Quotes by : Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework....

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.