Quotes by : Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.....

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.