Quotes by : Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.