Quotes by : Douglas Coupland

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.....

You know, I think the people I feel saddest for are the ones who once knew what profoundness was, but....

I decided at 40 I was wasting entire chunks of my brain and didn't want to blow my one chance on Earth.....

Wow. Whoops. Sorry. ... I just lost two hours inside a YouTube kitten warp.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

It was a December night so cold and clear that the air felt like the air of the Moon - lung-burning mentholated....

I think that emotions affect you as much as x-rays and vitamins and car crashes.

Post-adolescent Expert SyndromeThe tendency of young people around the age of eighteen, males especially,....

Inasmuch as I am a spiritual man, I do believe in God - I think that He created anorder for the world;....