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Author - Dylan Moran
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realism
People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless....
gin
The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to....
Children
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'....
space
Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need,....
drugs
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Work
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established....
british
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
Think
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody....
men
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
standup
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's....
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