Quotes by : Dylan Moran

People will kill you over time. And how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like ‘be....

I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent....

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'....

I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher....

I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established....

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody....

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's....