Quotes by : Dylan Moran

And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get,....

The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to....

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

People will kill you over time. And how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like ‘be....

I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent....

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'....

The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good....

Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need,....

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.