Quotes by : Dylan Moran

People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless....

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent....

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'....

The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good....

Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need,....

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

He looks like a horse in a man costume!

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody....