Quotes by : Earl Wilson

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of....

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with....

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car....

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made....

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are....