Quotes by : Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with....

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made....

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are....