Quotes by : Elaine Stritch

I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just....

I think I have more humour in me than anger. But those two things are great bed-fellows, performance-wise.....

The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?

You have to be very, very good looking to get ahead in motion pictures.

I can't explain chemistry. I really can't. I haven't got a clue what it's all about. It just happens.....

if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.