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Author - Elayne Boosler
Quotes by : Elayne Boosler
Thinking
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different....
Party
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
knowledge
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
religion
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would....
Long
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how....
Thought
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers....
America
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to....
Born
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
god
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Want
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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