Quotes by : Elizabeth Jane Howard

Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow....

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star.....

Charity felt rather snoozy after the long sermon, and she was really very grateful when Reverend Meeps....

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories....

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like....

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.