Quotes by : Elle Lothlorien

I made sure to brush my teeth as soon as I was able. I even asked for a hair tie to pull my long, blood-red....

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride....

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time....

Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during....

Souris says you wanted to see me, so here I am. Talk quick before I decide to beat the shit out of you....

You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it....

I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.

. I’ve watched about a dozen tourists almost get hit by cars since I’ve been here. I barely made....

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?