Quotes by : Elle Lothlorien

I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible.

Let’s put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters....

As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games,....

When some smart ass asks you if you’re driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.’ You have....

I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t....

Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have....

I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in....

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

Are you referring to the day you instructed me to ‘follow the white rabbit,’ plied me with absinthe....