Quotes by : Elle Lothlorien

Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three....

I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible.

Are we turning back? Because if you’re just trying to solve my post-traumatic stress problem by exposing....

Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me.

No thanks…Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.....

How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?

My help—it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this....

So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right....

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

Basic economic theory. People behave differently based on how much they think something’s worth. Because....