Quotes by : Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work....

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country the American dollar will....

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you....

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging....