Quotes by : Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory:....

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the....

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat.....

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state....

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country the American dollar will....

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their....