Home
Quotes
Author List
Movies
Lyrics
Home
Quotes
Author - Erma Bombeck
Quotes by : Erma Bombeck
humorous quotes
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.
food
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times....
men
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
confidence
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
mothers day
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime"....
humorous
In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to....
humor
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Wedding
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband....
Madonna
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
heaven
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent....
Select another author from the author list
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z