Quotes by : Etgar Keret

When you're having an asthma attack, you don't have any breath. When you don't have any breath, it's....

Flights are expansive moments when the phone doesn't ring and the Internet doesn't work. The maxim that....

There should be an age limit for patients, he thinks as he takes off his shoes. You just have to say....

When I ask him if he thinks there's a moral to his story, he says he's sure there must be, but doesn't....

Experience has taught me that there are some situations in which it's better to keep quiet. That is,....

He felt full of a dense and sour substance that was blocking his chest, and it wasn't grief. After all....

It's amazing how people can sound like retards when they're talking to their girlfriend, especially if....

I usually start writing stories from tone and not from content—kind of like people who create music....

The writer is neither saint nor tzaddik nor prophet standing at the gate he's just another sinner who....

Me, when it comes to religion, I have no God. When I'm cool, I don't need anyone, and when I'm feeling....