Quotes by : Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about....

The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has longer shelf life.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you....