Quotes by : Frank Zappa

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock....

The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden....

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance....

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.....