Quotes by : Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills....

For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere....

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.....

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden....

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance....

Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable....

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.