Quotes by : Fred Barnett

...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects."....

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." —....

I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them....

Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie."....

Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from....

We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night."....

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives."....

Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally....

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel....

You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015