Quotes by : Fred Barnett

Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." —....

Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015

They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “Ha!” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold!!!!....

He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy....

...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether....

We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night."....

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives."....

Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally....

Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864....

You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015