Quotes by : Fred Barnett

...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects."....

Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and....

Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from....

...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether....

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives."....

Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally....

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs'—a sequel to 'Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.' Spurs was the feminist novel....

They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015

You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015