Quotes by : Garrison Keillor

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

My God, rich people have the time to praise You if they want to, but the poor people are so busy, accept....

And then I stand in front of God's Throne squinting up at His blazing glory and He says, 'You had your....

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the....

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so....

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it....

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time.....