Quotes by : Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage....

Hurry up! Do it – get it done. You got work to do. Don’t put this off and don’t take the long view.....

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children....

I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison.....

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them,....

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure....

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to....

The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes,....

I ran a constant low fever waiting for my ride to come and take me away to something finer. I lay in....