Quotes by : Garrison Keillor

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a....

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage....

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the....

And then I stand in front of God's Throne squinting up at His blazing glory and He says, 'You had your....

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss....

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it....

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.