Quotes by : Garrison Keillor

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison.....

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them,....

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together.....

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes,....

I ran a constant low fever waiting for my ride to come and take me away to something finer. I lay in....

Don't worry about the past and don't try to figure out the future

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so....

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time.....