Quotes by : George Ade

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.....

For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic in the country it is a form of entertainment. ....