Quotes by : George Ade

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

In uplifting get underneath.

'Whom are you?' he asked for he had been to night school.

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.....

For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.

A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.

After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.