Quotes by : George Bernard Shaw

An election is a moral horror as bad as a battle except for the blood a mud bath for every soul concerned....

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.....

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

A day's work is a day's work neither more nor less and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance....

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere - no right to live.....

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.