Quotes by : George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how....

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close....