Quotes by : George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something....

I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.....

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....

Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking....

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're....