Quotes by : George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something....

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always....

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how....

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.....