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Author - George Burns
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Ending
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close....
Good
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how....
Flowers
At my age flowers scare me.
Here
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
government
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.....
Getting Older
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
old age
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
right
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
work
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
age
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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