Quotes by : George Mikes

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

Q. Why don't the British panic?A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell....

When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life....

Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go....