Quotes by : George Mikes

Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go....

Q. Why don't the British panic?A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell....

When I am alone in the forest at night-time and jump from one tree to another, I often think that life....

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.