Quotes by : Herb Caen

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there.....

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its....

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.