Quotes by : Howard Jacobson

Trawl through the world of blogs and tweets, and you will find readers complaining when they stumble....

If that made him heavy company sometimes, so be it. Who decreed that life was to be one long rowdy masquerade....

I wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.

Looking back, I realise it wasn't only gym I dreaded at school. Every class was a torment. It wasn't....

I've always liked older women. One sad thing about being my age is that there are no older women. I used....

A life was owned by the person who lived it, he believed. What happened didn't always happen because....

The 'Reader's Digest' used to run a feature called 'It Pays to Increase Your Word Power.' The new wisdom....

I suspect you're thinking of Pascal,' Finkler said, finally.'Only he said the opposite. He said you might....

For me a Writing Day was an occasion for self-reproach and panic, a time to lament the passing of the....

So the mathematician and the artist are companioned in the same dark, and do obeisance to the same gods.....