Quotes by : J.R. Rain

I have fourteen black wives an' one white, de chiefest one. I would sure enough shoo her away dis minute....

I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by....

Am I right in thinkin' you've maybe been" - he dropped his voice - "the victim of an infamous outrage....

I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way....

Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman

Tell me, Mrs. Moon, will your need for sustenance trouble you on this excursion? How often do you need....

I put the carpetbag on a ledge, and then, hanging upside down by my razor-clawed feet, slept until sunset.....

Was I altering the 'space-time continuum' or whatever they called it in time travel movies, just by existing....

If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.

You'll be in good hands with the colonel, you'll see."The colonel? Okay, I was obviously stuck in a Gone....