Quotes by : J. Richard Singleton

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way....

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into....

I guess we all travel through life in a haze of sorts. A fog. The people we only meet in the fog we allow....

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.